Maurice Clarett: Where's the Ammo?

Cleveland snapped their 26 game skid with a win this weekend, but decided to lose in hoops and hockey. Yes, they have had a nice run in college football and hoops but their NBA team managed to start a new skid tonight with a loss to Washington at home. At this point, I wouldn't put money on the Cavs if they played University of Phoenix Online or Everest Institute where minorities in parking lots constantly berate you for sitting on the couch and doing nothing with your life.

To THE OSU faithful, kudos on beating Mich twice this season in hoops and once in football. But take a look at this...

Maurice Clarett

Good luck finding a Michigan grad who was found with a katana in his car during his arrest. I haven't used one of those since performing a fatality circa Mortal Kombat 2. And if that's not enough for you, police also found a loaded AK47 in his vehicle. I haven't wielded one of those since I was in the Temple of Goldeneye 007 on "automatics" mode. I'm surprised they didn't find a loaded RCP90, proximity mines, and the ever-dangerous klobb. The officers even used a taser on him unsuccessfully because he was wearing kevlar body armor. Go ahead and try and find a UM athlete who wears body armor while driving. The only thing I know about body armor is that you can find some if you go backwards when starting the Cradle level. And who the hell drives around with an open bottle of Grey Goose? A Michigan grad would at least have a bottle of Heaven Hill or Kamchatka. And take a look at the handguns. Why carry around an AK and 2 handguns? Was he fighting off the Taliban? Was he trying to recreate GTA3? The only thing that doesn't fit is his lint roller which I am not sure if he was planning to use as a weapon or to rid himself of unwanted hair from his pet cuddly critter or his illegitimate children. I can't read what the CD is in the photo but I can only assume it was Chumbawumba or Ace of Base's gem, "All That She Wants."

Let's hope that this is your biggest win in the next 20 seasons of college sports.

Prospect let off on charges where he fondled a 15 year old girl

And if that doesn't tickle your fancy...here's something else to be proud of...

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To the proud OSU fans...you may be able to load and shoot guns or successfully lint roll animal hair from your body, but I challenege you to slappers only in the Library on "License to Kill" mode.