Monday, March 7, 2011

Heat Lose Fourth Straight, Earth Stops Spinning On Its Axis, Laws of Physics Cease To Exist, Grown Men Cry


So the Miami Heat have lost 4 games in a row. The team clearly has serious chemistry issues, as they routinely lose close games and throw away leads, especially against good teams. I understand frustration over losing; I am also extremely competitive. However, there are reports that players were crying in the locker room after their latest loss to the Chicago Bulls yesterday. This is completely ridiculous. The Heat are in a 4 game losing streak that has caused them to plummet ALLLLLLLLLLL the way down to THIRD place in the East. Still only 2 losses behind the Bulls in the standings. It's an 82 game season. Losing 4 in a row is hardly a big deal. It hasn't knocked them out of the playoff picture or even knocked them out of home court for the first round of the playoffs. However, this story is all over the news like it is some apocalyptic omen, as if the Heat going on an extended losing streak somehow is forecasting the downfall of humanity. How childish are these idiots? They are getting paid millions of dollars to play basketball for a living and they are weeping after a regular season loss in the beginning of March. This team is so mentally weak it makes me sick. After the sobbing subsided long enough for interviews, Wade had the audacity to continue pouting in his press conference saying: "this is what the whole world wanted, for us to lose". Well if it wasn't before it certainly is now. The thing everyone hates about the Heat is their self-serving sense of arrogant entitlement. They honestly believe they deserve to win a championship because instead of doing things the hard way and earning a ring, they just all joined forces on one team so that none of them ever really have to carry the squad. They just plan to let the others pick up slack when they aren't playing well (or hard). This experiment is going to backfire in a bad way I hope. It looks like Lebron might be the best 'first three quarters' player in history. The guy is an absolute bum down the stretch of close games, and I love it. If they lose a 5th game in a row there might be a mass suicide. Every single time I see a story about the NBA it makes me hate the NBA more and more. This is just the latest of gigantic athletic men acting like infants.

3 comments:

  1. Every time the Heat lose, an angel gets a shot of Jager and an extraction point...

    The presser after last night's game was a joke. Spolstra claiming guys were balling in the locker room and Dwade saying that we all want them to lose...I hope they draw the Knicks in the first round and get blown away

    This season has been loaded with drama, players complaining about every no-call, and stars that should never be moved moving to powerhouses. The commish needs to put his foot down and start being the boss. Enough of this cry-baby bullshit, man.

    "The thing everyone hates about the Heat is their self-serving sense of arrogant entitlement."

    Couldn't have said it better. Eat shit, Heat.

    And what was that "Latino Night" garbage. Adding "Los" and "El" in front of NBA teams mascots does NOT make the NBA more appealing to Latino culture. Maybe if these babies threw on some shin pads, started playing hoops with a soccer ball, and started showing up to games all in the same Ford Fiesta, we might have a prayer of gaining a Latio following.

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  2. Eduardo Najera doesn't even like the NBA

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  3. Carlos Arroyo has been waived by every team in el league.

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